Happy Halloween followers!!
Elvira || Haunted House
Elvira || Monster Rap
Do you like monsters, movies, sexiness, horror, art, amusement, time, colors, candy, or anything at all? Then you will love A CALENDAR OF SEXY MONSTERS—a series of sexy illustrations of TWELVE of your favorite movie monsters:
- A werewolf
- the blob from The Blob
- Slimer from Ghostbusters
- King Kong
- the alien from Alien
- the Gill-man from The Creature from the Black Lagoon
- Zuul from Ghostbusters
- a zombie
- the 1987 Predator
- Count Orlok from the 1979 Nosferatu
- a gremlin from Gremlins
It’s funnily freaky! Frighteningly fantastic! It was described as “deliciously adorkable” and “a body-positive, gender-queer-tastic take on sexy” in the same sentence!
FEAST YOUR EYES upon it on KICKSTARTER, where you can BUY COOL SHIT and help me get the project drawn, printed and shipped in December.
“What kind of cool shit,” you ask?
- Sexy prints!
- Sexy prints disguised as calendars!
- Customized calendars!
- Original art! (I’ll make you your very own sexy illustration of ANY MONSTER YOU WANT!)
- Sexy monster e-valentines!
- Sexy computer wallpaper calendars!
- The SECRET of the upcoming monsters!
- Indisputable knowledge of your own sexiness!
YOU HAVE THE POWER to make this thing come ALIVE with a little as a single dollar! The Kickstarter ends in the wee-est hours of NOVEMBER 1; if I don’t reach my goal, no one gets anything, and monsters will forever be regarded as unsexy. So tell everyone you know, even the ones who don’t seem like they’re into this sort of thing. ESPECIALLY THOSE PEOPLE! Make them grow a new set of disgusting eyeballs that sees beauty in the unlikeliest places!
The new year is coming! The world isn’t ending! You’re GOING to NEED a CALENDAR!
Just backed it. The werewolf sold me.
Best scarecrow ever.
By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.
Martha Stewart Cheesecloth Spirits. I am making these!